These stories are way funnier than they should be, or at least they are when Lou Santini is telling them. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Lou Santini tells the story of a lost tortoise and a friend who quit smoking.

Selling mushrooms to stupid people is on of Jerry Carroll's least favorite things, but since he's a mushroom farmer he does it more than he'd like. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Jerry Carroll talks about his experience being a mushroom farmer and having to deal with stupid people at farmer's markets.

I'm older than my husband, but I'm not a cougar, or at least thats what Heather Land says in this clip from her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Heather talks about the age difference between her and her husband, and the time they did couples therapy.

Anyone with more than one child has "THAT" Child, or at least that's what John Branyan says in this clip from his second Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip John talks about his children and the one that became "THAT" child.

The most realistic love story you will ever hear might be the story of how Jeff Allen met his wife Tami. In this clip from his third Dry Bar Comedy special Jeff Allen talks about meeting his wife Tami and what marriage is like after 37 years.

Rock 'n' Roll Dad joins Comedian Taylor Mason​ for this funny song.

Men just want to be left alone.

Every generation explained by Karen Morgan explores the generations of the world from the silent generation all the way down to Gen-z. In this clip from here second Dry Bar Comedy special Karen Morgan breaks down the generations and why they don't get along with each other.

When you're not 20 anymore, you slowly start to realize how much you don't matter. Watch "I Love You More" by Erica Rhodes only at

The bible is full of Latinos and if you don't believe us just listen to this clip from Dennis Gaxiola. In this hilarious clip from his second Dry Bar Comedy special, Dennis Gaxiola tells all of your favorite bible stories but with a Latino twist.

The truth about being a trophy husband according to Shawn Reynolds is that it's not as easy as it looks.

McDonald's desserts can be dangerous, or at least thats what Cory Edwards discovered in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Cory talks about the dangers of eating a hot apple pie from McDonald's and how you should be careful when eating it.

The Secret to happiness is indifference, or at least that's how Isaac Witty feels in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Isaac talks about why he tries to stay indifferent, and how sometimes that doesn't always work out.

When your dogs are smarter than an electric fence, it can make for some pretty good comedy, or at least thats how we feel about this clip from Marty Simpson's second Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Marty talks about his 2 dogs and how they have outsmarted their invisible fence.

Don McMillan has figured out how to make math entertaining for everyone in this clip from his second Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Don talks about comedy math, and how math can be entertaining for everyone and hopefully convince more people to be engineers.

SiriusXM / Dry Bar Comedian Mike G. Williams talks about naming his children.

Jeff Allen – as seen on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Apostles of Comedy, Thou Shalt Laugh, Bananas, and Warner Bros.

This speed demon didn't choose the Ford Fiesta life, the Fiesta life chose him.